How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
WHY do they keep making planet of the apes prequels there’s been like three we know what fucking happens at the end dude we’ve known since like 1975
name one thing simultaneously as cool and funny as a chimp on a horse with a assault rifle
If I were a writer on Supernatural I would introduce an angel named Destiel just for shits and giggles.
Then Misha would laugh maniacally and tweet “Destiel is confirmed to be on Supernatural Season 9”
This would kill half the fandom.
"My name is Destiel, I am an angel of the Lord"
Here he is:
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
You ever have those moments where, just out of nowhere, you’re hit with a rock-hard Halloween boner? You are suddenly consumed with desire for pumpkin spice flavored everything, orange and black decorations everywhere you look, skulls, pumpkins, spiderwebs, spooky music, movies like Hocus Pocus and Trick R Treat, stripey stockings on the cheap, weak-ass little fog machines, ect. even though it’s the middle of goddamn June?
Reblogging this for SEVERAL people I know.
and one of the questions said this
If a moose were chasing you through the woods, its enormous mass would be very threatening. But if you zigzagged, then its great mass would be to your advantage.
So naturally I thought of this
There’s a reason Kevin Tran was in Advanced Placement.
do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time
the more I think about my past self the more I
i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life