pageofheartdj:

alithographica:

“Stop being funnier than me on my own post” is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like “hang on lemme look that up…yeah this is funny” and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let’s build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you’ve really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here’s the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction

God I LOVE the “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE THIS IN TAGS” *screenshot of those tags*

It’s this aggressive love and ‘LOOK AT THE AWESOME ADDITION THIS COOL STRANGER MADE I LOVE THEM!’

were–ralph:

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this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

baylen:

baylen:

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

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dykelliewilliams:

willow-wanderings:

castle-engineer:

all-aboard-the-bane-train:

mmmmmistilllikepotatosalad:

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

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atalana:

lakesbian:

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

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pamesjatterson:

One of the worst feelings is when you feel a hyperfixiation slipping.. Like no.. Youre so sexy pls keep giving me happy chemical

rongzhi:

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English added by me :)

kipplekipple:

rubykgrant:

doccywhomst:

i love the term “joshing.” it’s slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. “i’m just joshing you.” who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

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the one true Josh

Whenever this photo turns up I remember that all the Joshes came and fought and then they made that little Josh’s entire life by declaring him the winner and I get a little choked up.

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

A message that reads, "He's sooooo sexy it's unreal. I have some sort of" followed by the suggested prompts "contraption", "flukeman", and "angel-wizard".ALT

Really great texts suggestions in the middle of my conversation about Matthew Lillard.

A blank Tumblr message, beneath which are the suggested mash-up emojis of lips with an eyeball in the center, a log with pleading eyes, a cloud raining blood, and a jackalope.ALT

Bonus emojis it wanted me to send during the same conversation.

My phone may be haunted.

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